spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via the-girl-with-kaleidoscope-eyezz)

(Source: stoyaskitten, via c-r-e-e-p-z)

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute, via joshpeck)

Baymax in the new trailer

(Source: mister-meeseeks, via tempestpaige)

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

image

(via fiftyshadesofwat)

methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic

(Source: scandalousdouchelord, via joshpeck)

Anonymous said: When do you turn eighteen? are you gonna throw a big party?

A huge dildo tea party

This was unexpected

This was unexpected

Anonymous said: I adore your photos!!☺️

Thank you so much!

throughyellowlights:

They’re living the dream. 

throughyellowlights:

They’re living the dream. 

(Source: Gawker, via sputdick)