I hate knowing my parents sex lives are better than mine.

giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

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My parents have been fucking for two and half hours. Can you stop already…. Even I don’t go that long and I’m 17

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snaag:

scoobydoobooty:

Update pakistan; 
1. They are stopping people from giving blood to protestors who are bleeding out
2. They are forcing doctors not to report number of deaths and injuries
3. They have hit people with real steel bullets instead of rubber one’s
4. They are sending severely injured people home without giving them proper treatment

CAN WE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS? Because literally nobody I’ve spoken to about this even knows wtf is happening.

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pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

(Source: neopiacentral, via novaknebula)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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