shrek yourself before you wreck yourself
3:00 am is about the time porn and sad shit comes on my dash and once i get a bad pun i know i have royally fucked up my schedule
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST
Note this NOW!!!!
I want to be famous and have little kids draw pictures for me so I can put them all up on my fridge. (: